Swine Studies Gifts

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A day at the transgenic races

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

The life of penguins.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Monkey casino study.

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

The Origin of Species

'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

'She hates to see me happy.'

"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."

Doctor Ernie, Animal Scientist, Answers Your Questions. A reader in Colorado asks "When should a colt be weaned from its mother?" A foal and his mommy are soon parted!