Animal Science Gifts

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

A day at the transgenic races

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Protoplasm

The life of penguins.

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'