Animal Science Buff Gifts

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

A day at the transgenic races

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

"Tonight... Hemingway."

Monkey casino study.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Obedience School: When Dogs Earn Their Master's Degree.

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

Doctor Ernie, Animal Scientist, Answers Your Questions. A reader in Colorado asks "When should a colt be weaned from its mother?" A foal and his mommy are soon parted!

'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'Eggs did come before chickens!'

'...then they jumped off the hippo, they jumped on to me, and they've been there ever since.'

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"This dog definitely had abandonment issues..."

"This snake measures 24 inches."

"Looks like he's developed a Napoleon complex."

'Who and what are you?'