Animal Science Buff Mugs

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

A day at the transgenic races

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I think I'm going deaf - I can't hear the horse whisperer.'

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

'I don't know why she says I didn't spend enough time looking for an interesting topic. Aardvarks are interesting.'

Monkey casino study.

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

"Tonight... Hemingway."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

Funky Facts: A Baby Koala is called?

'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...

"I started out by learning a few counting tricks, then loved it so much I now have a PhD in theoretical mathematics..."

'...then they jumped off the hippo, they jumped on to me, and they've been there ever since.'

At last the professor had succeded in crossing a frog with a cat.

"This dog definitely had abandonment issues..."

'I can't figure out why Codex told me the keeper of the bowl died...'

"This snake measures 24 inches."

'Dr. Bolinder? I've got good news and bad news about our basketball experiment...'

Fisiology.

"Looks like he's developed a Napoleon complex."