Animal Scientist Mugs

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Go right ahead. I know you're bred to be mean and vicious, just as I'm bred to be altruistic.'

'I realize how difficult it is to accommodate oneself to small animal practice after 30 years of livestock...

This salt lick supplies iodide, a necessary nutrient.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

A day at the transgenic races

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

The life of penguins.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Protoplasm

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

Monkey casino study.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Ophiologist

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'