Animal Science Pillows

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

'Physiology! Pharmacology! Bacteriology! Anatomy!...'

A day at the transgenic races

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

The life of penguins.

Protoplasm

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'You're leaving if I'm going to inject him?...

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'I'm going to dispense a case of reducing diet for her....

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Does he need to be healed or heeled?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

'I don't think the Doctor will be able to see any more patients today!'