Animal Science Nerd Pillows

Ascent of Machine.

"First date hairball... awkward."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

A day at the transgenic races

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Vaccine

Naked Mole Rat

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Charles Darwin

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"Nasty sunburn."

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Why giraffes hate winter

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!