Biology Nerd Pillows

An amoeba is showing his friends his new Plasma TV - 'Hey fellas, check out my new 55 micron plasma!'

'We breathe oxygen in the daytime, what do we breathe at night?' 'Nitrogen.'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Don't you remember me? I'm Pete, we met in Mrs Johnson's large intestine."

"Get a womb, you two!"

"Do they enjoy doing osmosis, Mrs. Panofsky?"

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Naked Mole Rat

"It was so much fun the first time, I decided to do it again."

"I'm looking more like my father everyday"

'Think about it: With all these predators around, have you ever heard of one of us dying of old age?'

Evolution

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Molecular Biology and Cosmology buildings

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"What's a nine-letter word for biotechnology?"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Dog forced to return bone

How life on Earth really got its start.

When Cells Divide

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Vaccine

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

'The suspense is killing us. Which one is our grandchild?'

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'