Animal Research Pillows

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

'Ed's in medical research.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A day at the transgenic races

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"We fell for this last time remember..."

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

The life of penguins.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Monkey casino study.

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

House cats touring the African safari.

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."