Animal Study Pillows

Rat Maze Hide and Seek

The life of penguins.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

A day at the transgenic races

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"That's nuthin'. Yesterday he beat up Alex Rodriguez."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

"So Dennis, Daphne tells us you work for Delta Medical Research Laboraties."

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

House cats touring the African safari.

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

Monkey casino study.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Obviously somebody contaminated the sample, Kevin."

'No, its not low on toner, Dr Higgins. Just admit you don't know how to clone sheep.'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

"Now watch his reaction when I cough on him."

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."