Studying Animals Pillows

Monkey casino study.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

A day at the transgenic races

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

The life of penguins.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

'Side dishes? No, we find our carrion entrees are satisfying enough.'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

Bat

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"What you smell son is called a cigarette: A sure sign that humans are around and we should flee..."