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Monkey casino study.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

A day at the transgenic races

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

The life of penguins.

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'

Laboratory mouse in a maze with directions.

"They took my pellets, man, I been hitting' that lever al day, they took my PELLETS!"

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

"I don't think this is what is meant by Animal Science, but it does take it to a new level!"

Bat

"Gracie, I'm getting way tired of your Jane Goodall routine!"

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'Side dishes? No, we find our carrion entrees are satisfying enough.'

"I was curious, so I went to the University to listen to a course on Radar techniques..."