Animal Researcher T-Shirts

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'I think the experiment is over Hargreaves, I've noticed that they've begun to use them as currency.'

"I read somewhere that he thinks we're very large, very odd dogs."

'Get me everything you have on bunny rabbits.'

Authorized rodents only.

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

Cigarettes arriving at Animal Research Centre - Hooray!

'Say it like you MEAN it!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Bears catching fish

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

A day at the transgenic races

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"Conversation - what a concept!"

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Protoplasm

"We fell for this last time remember..."

The life of penguins.

'Still no sign of life.'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

"Hey, Doris. I'm learning some interesting things about animals from my trail camera! For instance, I never knew that bears were capable of making obscene paw gestures!"

"I'm not trying to be cool, I'm just making sure the crocodile hunters won't see my eyes reflected in their searchlight..."

'Hey - It says here, we're related!'

'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'

'Confounded biodiversity.'

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

The hummingbird's hum.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Don't worry Darling, they're scientists'