Swine Admirer T-Shirts

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I love this time of day."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Squirrel on the beach

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

Teddy and friends.

You are what you eat!

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Danth battle?

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

ATM withdrawal

Fricka arrives.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."