Spokesperson For The Swine Gifts

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

View to the Future

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"There's a big green giant at the door!"

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

"I can't afford to feed you."

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Whatever happened to common sense?"

'I'm warning you, don't come any closer! I'm fully charged with static electricity!'

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'Any Questions?. . . Anyone else?'

Tom Cotton

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'

GM Food and World Hunger

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill? I'd like to publish a case report on this one?"

'She hates to see me happy.'

'I hate it when they take the food pyramid, mix it all together and serve it in a trough!'

What the new farm bill means. . . to the small farmer. . . to the corporate farmer.

'Don't worry about it - childhood obesity doesn't apply to us'

"Honestly, no one wants to tread on you."

'Free range isn't all that! We basically get leftovers from the cattle!'

Drought ruined corn crop.

'You got anything that'll kill harsh immigration laws?'

Coronavirus recovery

Farm Program Cuts

Alternate corkscrew

'How local is this.'

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.