Reflective Swine Lover Gifts

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"The overthinker"

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hamlet

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

The Music Critic.

'Jurassic Pork.'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

"I don't care what you think: it's cool, it's sexy, and I feel totally empowered."

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

Danger Noodle tho bored

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

Sewee-Cide.

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

"Is the slop fresh?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."