Reflective Swine Lover Gifts

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

Head over Hooves

"The overthinker"

'Jurassic Pork.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hamlet

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Jurassic Pork.'

The Music Critic.

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

'I swear, you kids get better costumes every year! Where's your trick-or-treat bag?'

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

'Boy it's hot today: Let's go and sting a snake to cool down...'

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

"Is the slop fresh?"

Self Help: Get To Know Yourself/Get To Unknow Yourself

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"You bought a dog? We've enough mouths to feed already!"

Squeal like a pig!

Sewee-Cide.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

Danger Noodle tho bored

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.