Pigs Gifts

"Hey—nice place!"

Frankenhog.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Pig choosing a false leg from a butcher.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Jurassic Pork!

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Pig's Human Bank

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."