Pigs Pillows

"Hey—nice place!"

Frankenhog.

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Pig choosing a false leg from a butcher.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Jurassic Pork!

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

'Bartering for pre-screening ads isn't a bad idea, but what are we going to do with all these pigs?'

"Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

Pig's Human Bank

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions