Pig Collector Gifts

How to Meet Sluts.

' I don't care what Mom says... I'm not taking any chances.'

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

Silly wig.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

A man taking a bow

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Hamlet

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Milking the Cow.

Dedication to excellence....

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

Lady in a pretty dress

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

Mummy?!