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How to Meet Sluts.

' I don't care what Mom says... I'm not taking any chances.'

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

"Stop the drama. Take that wig off and wait 'till spring like everyone else."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Silly wig.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

A man taking a bow

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Lady in a pretty dress

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

Mummy?!

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions