Pet Pig Lover T-Shirts

Tattoo Parlour: 'I brought the pig because I have no space left.'

'Ahhh...'

Head over Hooves

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Hamlet

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'

Little pig #2 makes himself a less desireable meal.

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

How Art Works.

Sewee-Cide.

Larry's snout was as clean as a whistle...this made some a little edgy.

Swine flu

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."