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'Ok, Fred, I know you're in there.'

'Ahhh...'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Head over Hooves

Country Bumpkin.

'Jurassic Pork.'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Hamlet

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Dedication to excellence....

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'Can he come out and play?'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"I speak Latin, you know."

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"Well, you certainly seem to have a lot to offer this company, and, of course, the truffles are a hell of a plus."

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

I've located your problem, luv!

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Jurassic Pork.'

Pig's Human Bank

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I'll be honest. Your chances of success are slim.'

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

Pig philosophy class - 'I'm pink, therefore I'm ham'