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"I can't afford to feed you."

'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

Dedication to excellence....

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

Happy Hog - Manet

'Jurassic Pork.'

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Pig's Human Bank