Pig Farming T-Shirts

"I can't afford to feed you."

'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

Dedication to excellence....

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Superstock'

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'Jurassic Pork.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."