Guinea Pigs Prints

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

Hamster

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"Marco ..."

Baby Screen Time

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Spot the fur ball.

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Yes, I can come out and play. My webcam, iPod and videophone are grounded.'

"They're out to get me... I keep getting phone calls that say 'spam risk'."

"This camp had better have a power port!"

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"...The cat tried all the tricks in the book to catch the mouse!"

Jurassic Pork!

'Alright, I don't want you raising a stink in here like last time!'

Rock N Roll, Paper, Scissors

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

"They have so much in common."

Skeleton wanting his bone back.

Coconut shy...

'It's not about winning, it's about having fun!'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Pets: Bring home the bacon.

Mugger hitting a jackpot (strip).

Help! I'm caught on a pinsetter and I can't get loose!

"Tag, you're it!"

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'Hey kid, what are you in for?'

"I just want to apologize beforehand if you miss."

Frankenhog.

'Face it, Herbert. You're not a lap dog!'