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'Your honor - I own the patent to the entire guinea pig.' 'And I own the patent to the guinea pig's genes.'

Boy threatens to put his guinea pig on his sister's neck

'Guess who made it through the winter?'

'Between you and me, I'm fed up being a guinea pig.'

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Having been banned from playing with toy guns, Billy improvises.

The little-known guinea pig gauchos of the western Andes.

'Ahhh...'

'Of course I'll still love you when you're old and skinny!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'The bank says they're freezing my assets! I don't understand: They've always been frozen...'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

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"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'