Guinea Pig Fans Gifts

'How tragic. Poor bugger must have fallen asleep at the wheel.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'I get that reaction a lot.'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

Predator and prey at the bookstore.

"I just realized what our problem is - we're fungible."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Would you please tell your son that pugs don't make good sled dogs."

Just a sec – I want to see which wishes get the most likes before I decide.

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

"Quick conference...this is rhubarb pie...do we like it or not?"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"How do they tell each other apart?"

ONE LAST TIME! Where are the carrots!

St. Patrick's Day

The PENguin... is mightier with the sword

'Pretty much every case up here is a cold case.'

'He thinks this is funny.'

Tuxedo company.

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

'That's climate change for you!'

The last Easter