Three Little Pigs Fan T-Shirts

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

Tiger Costume

'Why did the chicken cross the road?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

'Hold it! Hold it!'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Fancy an Indian?"

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

The Polygon family at home

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

If chickens had lips...'Thank God! I made it to the other side!'

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"