Three Little Pigs Fan Mugs

Doorman for the Three Little Pigs

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Chicken Little Inc. Pecking Order.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Tiger Costume

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"You love anything tacky, don't you?"

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

'Who would have thought there was a market for it? We're going to be rich George!...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I'm working through the Summer as usual: I take my annual leave in Winter you see...'

'Ouch! I'm glad I didn't lay him.'

Cats watch mice in a theatre

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

'You seem pretty wound up today.'

The Polygon family at home

"Fancy an Indian?"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"He can speak alright, but what he says will probably leave you speechless!"

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."