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Pig Cheese

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Fish snorkling above water.

Jurassic Pork

Laughing Zone Ahead

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'Guess who netted it.'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Carp, per diem.

Origins Of Evolution

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...