Pork Fanatic Gifts

Pig Cheese

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

Fish snorkling above water.

Jurassic Pork

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

A Preschool of Fish

Laughing Zone Ahead

Kids with Fish Balloons

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Big Fish Packing Co - Our Flounder.

'Guess who netted it.'

'I'll never let my love of fishing come between us.'

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

"Oceans are rising, landmass is shrinking - so far so good."

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

Carp, per diem.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

"I've already made arrangements to be flushed down the toilet."

'As I grow older and I reflect back on it, I'm kind of sorry we ate all the kids!'

Fish Aeroplane

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...