Pork Purist Gifts

The smokiness of this overpowers my palate --- I'd like some bacon with more subtle flavors. A swine snob.

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jurassic Pork

Grandma's caf

Technology and literature

*=Hotdog

"Respect the park's Natural beauty. No Instagram filters."

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"Hallelujah!"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"First, do no ham."

Pig Cheese

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"Hog Hell"

Back Alley Bacon

Pork Sausage.

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Hoping to encourage readers to buy the hard copy of the paper, the Journal Times Herald, only printed every other word in its online edition.

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

Money Hog

"They were out of bacon."

Pig Meat.

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."