Pork Purist Pillows

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Jurassic Pork

Grandma's caf

Technology and literature

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

*=Hotdog

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

"Hallelujah!"

Error in low-fat pizza design.

"First, do no ham."

Pig Cheese

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

"Hog Hell"

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

Pork Sausage.

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

"I just had a horrible dream - I was wallowing in apple sauce."

"They were out of bacon."

Pig Meat.

Money Hog

"Basic economics - sometimes the parts are worth more than the whole."