Pork Producer Gifts

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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Jurassic Pork

New music conference

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Hallelujah!"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Larry David

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Yoghurt man

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"I can't afford to feed you."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"First, do no ham."

Organ Donor Card