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"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Jurassic Pork

New music conference

Buster Keaton

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Woody Allen

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

'Hey! Make sure those boots are muddy before you set foot in here,mister! Took me all morning to get this place filthy!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'We like to keep our supply chain short.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Yoghurt man

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

"Hallelujah!"

Larry David

Pigs - Live Laugh Lard

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"I can't afford to feed you."

"First, do no ham."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work