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No 3-Pronged Forks

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Bloody hell!"

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Jurassic Pork

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

Frank and Ernie's Country Diner. Special Alphabet Soup. Come in and sit for a spell.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Bottomless bowl of soup

What makes the flies in your soup "artisanal"? I know, right? Personally, I think it's just a lot of hype perpetrated by the flies. Menu.

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Where Summer Sausage Comes From...

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Is it too late to substitute a bee in my coffee for a fly in my soup?

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'