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No 3-Pronged Forks

Soup of the month.

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Bloody hell!"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

Jurassic Pork

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Bottomless bowl of soup

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

'Right you lot, listen. Hands up for soup. . .'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

Soup Company: Chicken Stock, Beef Stock and Laughing Stock,

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Alphabet Soup: Ingredients - consonants and vowels.

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

'No, you can't complain to the waiter about the vegetables floating in your soup. It's vegetable soup!'

'Exactly what day is this the soup of?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'What on earth is this? Hedgehog soup.'

'Bring me the turtle soup and make it snappy.'