Pork Loin Enthusiast Gifts

'Why are you watching a cooking show?'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Support group for sheep.

Jurassic Pork

Chicken Little was correct about something falling, unfortunately, it was an axe, and not the sky.

Church Basement Foodie

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

You complete me!

'Dropped your pork chop? Kiss it good-bye.'

'I think I'm lactose intolerant.'

'Where's my glove?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

You must un-learn bowel control!

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

A cow on a drip.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

"Welcome to the Bermudez family Christmas party!"

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'The farmer's kids asked me to wake them early tomorrow: It's Christmas day!'

Swine flu

"Stop son, council regulations state that we're not allowed to crow in urban areas..."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I prefer the mountains to the beach. I feel like less of a cow.''