Pork Belly Enthusiast Gifts

'I've done well listening to my gut, and now it's saying buy pork belly futures.'

'Ahhh...'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Jurassic Pork

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

Dedication to excellence....

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

"I speak Latin, you know."

'Life is like a trough, Mr. Fisk. How much slop you get out of it depends on how much slop you put into it.'

Body by Jake

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

'Do you mind if I take a few pictures, Bill?

'My arms are getting shorter.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

Pig's Human Bank

Happy Hog - Manet

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'It's definitely not broken... but you may have pulled a hammy!'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Swine flu

How Art Works.

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

"We want you to design the drainage system so that we have a muddy backyard..."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"First, do no ham."

Pig Cheese

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

'Who showed the pigs this obesity epidemic report?'

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"