Pork Rind Aficionado Gifts

"How did you get a bruise from eating hot pork rinds?"

Jurassic Pork

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

'Mom, where does bacon come from?'

'Check out the rack on this hot babe.'

Swine flu

"A trough full of food, mud to roll around in: Who cares if we can't fly..."

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

Cooked rare.

Although rejected by his peers, Slim continued to escape slaughter through diet and exercise.

Reading Goldilocks - 'I know you don't like porridge, but bears eat anything.'

Pig Cheese

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

"He's being bred for Hawaiian pizza!"

'Is it slop yet?'

"I told him he's going to regret it, but what can I do? He's eighteen now."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'Common cold? We thought you said 'caramel corn!''

"We got that nasty appendix out Mr. Arnold and I hope you don't mind, but we took a couple of spare ribs as well.

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

Ground Game!

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

"We offer video games, snacks, t-shirts, coffee mugs, beer and wine. Oh, and we also we have a movie."

"Will you be dining a la carte or heading straight over to the trough?"

"Sure Dad, pigs can't fly, but to be precise, can't fly unaided! There are always planes, helicopters, gliders and hot air balloons to consider..."