Cork Hat Enthusiasts Gifts

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

The Bearskin Hat Family

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

Red Wine

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Wino Appreciation Group

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"Head office wants us to wear these until our corporate iamge improves."