Cork Hat Enthusiasts Mugs

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Businessman wearing many hats.

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

true love.

The Bearskin Hat Family

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"The way you wear your hat….The way you sip your tea..."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Red Wine

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Wino Appreciation Group

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'