Cork Hat Collector Gifts

Flying doctor's plane with corks dangling from it.

Women's Bonnets Block the Audience View

An Unexpected Guest.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Beanirrito"

Scarf puts hat back on.

I love the Shard

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

Magicians hat being pulled out of a rabbit

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

true love.

'Three kids, full-time job, night classes and coaches a girls basketball team. She's stretched a little thin.'

Swells - Men's Fashion

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Victorian Gentleman

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Western Outfitters.

Hombre's Best Friend.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

"I know your mother."

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

Mice playing double bass

Wino Appreciation Group