Casual Cork Collector Gifts

Wino Appreciation Group

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

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The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

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Baloneystini

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

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'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

"I'm off, I only popped in for a swift three units."

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Red Wine

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

Long Corkscrew

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'Is it urgent?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

'Move? Are you kidding? With the wines the guy next door collects?'

"And would you like a wine stopper?"

'Would Sir like to smell the screw-top?'

"This wine is CORKED!"

"Ah, sweatpants."

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

Wine-tasting Tour.

'I feel totally connected now that I can order liquor and attend meetings on the internet.'

"Are you looking for 'drinks and nibbles' beer, 'I don't really drink beer' beer, or good old fashioned 'gidday mate' beer?"

'Well, if it is the other end, why don't they just print 'open other end' on the bottom?'