Corkscrew Collector Gifts

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Well, if it is the other end, why don't they just print 'open other end' on the bottom?'

Alternate corkscrew

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"What? The survival TV program I'm going to be on allows me to bring one item, crucial for my well being."

Long Corkscrew

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Cow's straw

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

"Can you recommend a wine that would compliment a divorce?"

true love.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Bottletrees.

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

Official Team Cap With Beard

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'Does my head look big in this?'

Red Wine

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"Your shout!"

Wino Appreciation Group

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."