Corkscrew Collector Pillows

Bottle Opener Strikes A Red Wine Well

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

The Conveyance of a Corkscrew Hand

'Well, if it is the other end, why don't they just print 'open other end' on the bottom?'

Alternate corkscrew

'Forget it, they're gay.'

"What? The survival TV program I'm going to be on allows me to bring one item, crucial for my well being."

Long Corkscrew

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Cow's straw

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

The Tectonics and Their Plates.

"Got any bathtub gin?"

true love.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

Bottletrees.

Official Team Cap With Beard

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'Does my head look big in this?'

Red Wine

Wino Appreciation Group

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

"Your shout!"

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"