Cork Hat Aficionado Pillows

Australian Wine

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Pastry Hat

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

true love.

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'I've written six books on wine; owned my own winery and taught a wine class for two years. My next goal is to taste some.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Red Wine

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'There's over 500,000 different wines? Bernie, we've got work to do!'

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Wino Appreciation Group

"I've tried that one; it's a blend of 74 different red grapes - including two of the plastic decorative type."

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

"When a wine rates over ninety, this is not alcoholism."

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

'Oh no...I'm living the dream.'

'I like this one. Does it come in a backwards version?'

"When a cowboy wears it, it is a cowboy hat."

"I've joined a wine-lovers club. . . so far there are only three members."