Bowler Hat Aficionado Pillows

'These are England's bowlers for the next test.'

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"JB wears many hats. He just can't delegate"

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

The Brazilian Blow dry

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Western Outfitters.

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'You stay here. I'll go on a head.'

Saxophonist playing on the map of Cornwall.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

'Good luck with the presentation dear and I still think it would be better without the hat!'

"I designed it with you particularly in mind, Mrs. Dillman!"

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'I thoguht they only tested drugs on guinea pigs.'

A witch tries on new styles of hats.

Hat Boxes, in the Closet

Bowling ball head.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.