Bowling Alley Enthusiast Pillows

"I can't wear those I'll look riciculous."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Bowling ball head.

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

Joe Hundredaire

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

A bowls player bowling a bomb

Stonehenge Bowling

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

"It's no use with him. It's over."

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

Extreme Bowling.

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."