Bowling Alley Enthusiast Gifts

"I can't wear those I'll look riciculous."

Polar bear bowling alley

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'The grudge match.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Has it occurred to you that you keep getting beaten up because that's your true purpose in life?"

Bowling ball van driving into bowling pin factory.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

Bowling. 24 Lanes. Going bowling for date night with my girlfriend as a bad idea. A split was inevitable.

Bowling ball head.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Pin-atas

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

'Any awards or honors other than bowling trophies?'

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Let's go bowling and keep on bowling until the people who regulate bowling say it isn't bowling any more!"

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

"How's your bowling game, soldier?"

Mr Kettleband's humour was described as unique.

Joe Hundredaire

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'

"Yeah, I'm selling my bowling balls. Free delivery to anyone who lives downhill."

Pinocchio: The later years...

Angry Bowling pins about to get back at a Tenpin Bowling ball.

"It's no use with him. It's over."

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

Extreme Bowling.

Stonehenge Bowling

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"Some people look like their pets as they age. My husband looks like his bowling ball."