Bowling Alley Regular Gifts

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Pin-atas

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

Spring, 1998: The world of sports is paralyzed by an equipment managers' strike.

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

"This is ridiculous. It was an accident."

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'I love the frame on this one!'

'What are YOU doing here?'

Laugh all you want, I'll be the only one without a concussion!

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

The Bowling Family

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

10 pin bowling cows.

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

Penguin being chased by bowling ball.

"HDTV?"

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

Sisyphus' League Night

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Bowl-O-Rama. What

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

Bowling pin line up

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

Bowling ball coconuts

Acme Bowling Balls: Stay Back 200 Feet! Not Responsible For Striking Windshields!

"Does anyone else hear that rumbling noise?"

Bowling Ball Hooligans

Giant bowling ball.

"So long, Suckahz!"

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling