Bowling Alley Regular Gifts

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

The 'twice twirl surprise' seamer

'What are YOU doing here?'

The Bowling Family

'Tough luck Warren, but it was always going to be hard to get a strike.'

"Have you seen my bowling ball?"

Penguin being chased by bowling ball.

'Those moon craters look strangely familiar.'

10 pin bowling cows.

"It's okay, but I do prefer bowling!"

Sisyphus' League Night

The hazards of forgetting to turn off your cell phone,

"We went bowling last night and well, yeah."

"HDTV?"

"I'm afraid there's little we can do to reverse the significant losses projected for our bowling team."

'I throw a strike every time with this ball, but I can only lift it once a night.'

"Stan thinks he's better than us now that he's a bowling consultant."

The Joel Garner Guest XI take to the field

"Oh he's just lucky, and a robot."

"So long, Suckahz!"

"Does anyone else hear that rumbling noise?"

Clown has trouble keeping shoes behind line while bowling

Bowling - "I don't mean to sound weak, but do you have any lighter balls?"

Giant bowling ball.