Bowling Alley Architect Gifts

Guillotine Skittles.

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

Swing

Constructing your own prison!

Dog Igloo.

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

Switchback Playground.

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Sheds

Polar bears throwing snowballs at each other.

Arctic Snails.

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Man cold-calling on phone from igloo

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

"Still snow!"

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.

Hamster.

'No, it's not the Rapture - The kids next door got a trampoline.'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

'You've been hanging out at the bowling alley again, haven't you?'

'I see you finally sealed up those holes.'

You say you'll come back, but no one ever returns to this neighborhood after graduation from agricultural school.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of frozen dinners!'

'Ok, we've saved the whales. Now what?'

Polar Bear Play.

'I bet it's nice and warm inside!'

'Of course I look cool! Eskimos always do.'

'Of course, that's just a 'ballpark' figure for the cost of building a new stadium.'

'With experience, you'll be able to identify, from a long way away, the subtle sound of a can opener...'